Archive for the 'The Midget' Category

My baby is growing up and freaking me out a little more each day.
Last Monday was his first day of school for the new year. He asked the night before if I could NOT take him to school.. Huh WTF? So I ask him, “do you want me to just throw you on the bus […]

The house was so quiet you could hear a mouse shart..
I wonder to myself where is my pre-teen and what is he doing so quietly? Then I walk in on him doing it!!
OMG he was really doing it.. I caught him right in the act!! WTF?!? I’m confused, shocked, stunned silent no words could escape […]