Every once in a while I check out the stats for my blog and wonder if these people are on crack or if it’s my twisted sense of humor that brings them to me.
With that said I bring you the July most popular weird search phrases:
Hidden In The Event of Young Eyes In The Room - No Pix Just Foul Language
- Focking
- Focker
- What to say to the other woman
- Focking mom
- Ass like that .com
- www. smack that .com
- Comments to say to the other woman
- Need to get my back popped
- Move your fucking brain
- Fuking asshole .com
- Mutterings
- Nose hurts coke
- Edward norton naked
- !important css ie hack
- Blog other woman
- Leakage on brain
- Cold from hell
I’m unsure if I should be flattered from the surge of pervy traffic making it my way or freaked to heck out!
Some of these just are like huh? Most of them contain (1) ONE word that I have in my blog and the rest of the search terms is any body’s guess.
Focking - Focker:
I have long been a fan of the F word! Over the years though I have tried everything I could think of to stop saying it. The F word has many meanings and can be used to replace any person, place, or thing on the planet. Being a mom though I do not want my midget repeating it or hearing it so I use the words Focker or Focking instead of F**k or F**king.
What to say to the other woman:
Ahh I think this one is a reference to the prank phone call kiddos from this post.
Ass like that .com:
I have a huge ass so I’m not one to talk smack about sizes, jiggle skills, or any other negative trait of an ass. This I can only guess has to do with the fact I think 98% of the planet is covered with asshats. Either that or the constant references to me threatening to put my foot in someone’s ass.
Move your fucking brain:
I think this comes as a direct result from this post and the post category of Random Brain Leakage.
What ever the reasons for the traffic thanks pervs!
Now please go stalk someone else that actually shares your thought patterns. The only thing I can come up with is I really really need to watch my language. Looks like even though I change the spellings of my curse words they are still being found. What to do, what to do? Ahh Focker it, I like the traffic!
What are the weirdest search phrases you guys get? Care to share some of them with us in the comments or post on your own blog. I would love to know I’m not the only one with a sicko fan base.. LoL
Tags: Sickos, Perverts, Search Engines, Keywords, Traffic
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