:: Ring Ring Ring ::
Caller id says that whom ever the caller is for this past 10pm call wants to be Private.. Ohhhh a private caller will it be A)Bill collector for that magazine I never paid for? B)James calling from the jail while on break? C)A heavy breather? .. oooohhh ahhh a heavy breather that sounds exciting!
Me: *Super Duper Me*
Caller: Two Southern Ghetto Slang Speaking Uneducated Sounding Tween Girls
{I spoke in my sweetest voice never once sounding pissed or unhelpful, a great super duper bubbly nice and sweet tone}
Me: Hello
Me: ….?
Caller: Is Shar-Le-Tawn there?
Me: I’m sorry do you mean Charleton? No he’s not this is his wife can I take a message.
Caller: Whatcha mean? This IS his wife!
Me: Excuse me? …
Caller: Umm uhhhh this is his girlfriend!
Me: Oh okay which one so I know who to tell him to call back?
Caller: ummm uhhh ummmm
Me: Honey if you want him to call back I need to tell him which girlfriend called what’s your name?
Caller: ummmmm uhhhhh ummmm
Me: Do you have a message for him and a name?
Caller: No but I ummmmmm I Ummm I ummm have a message for you.
Me: Okay shoot..
Caller: U are a stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid bitach! {much laughter}
Me: Yeah and got a message?
Caller: CLICK!
I so thought this was way too funny. I immediately run into the living room and recount the call to hubby. He thinks me odd to get so much enjoyment out of tripping that poor teenage prank phone caller out. I loved every minute of it and tried to call back but they wouldn’t answer *69. Is it wrong of me to enjoy these things so much? Ahh pfft who cares..
I’d be full of “ummms” too if I heard someone say I’m his wife and which girlfriend are you? ROFL. What’s sad is that you actually *69′d them just to continue the prank. Nerd. . .
*giggles* I gotta say I think I’d do the same thing. :) My folks would have, I know. They look to call each “whore” and “bitch” in the middle of Walmart, just to freak out the people shopping, XD
This post is great! Love it! i have to say… i eould have loved to have done that!
Love your blog!!!!
- Audrey
Pinks & Blues Girls