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Have you ever had one of those days, weeks, months or even years when you realize that you spend the majority of your time dealing with these types of people?
Recently I picked up the phone dialed Katy up and waited for her to answer.. Right after she said, “Hello” I launched into one of my all too familiar rants about the ignorant asshat I was dealing with that particular day. The sad part of this realization is this has become a familiar part of both our days. In which we take all the crap-o-la for the day and finally are at that point when we are ready to explode from the sheer stupidity that we are subject to on a daily basis.
The phone will ring one of us will start on our rant from hell bitching about everything under the sun that has almost driven us to the point of homicidal thoughts. Then after we take that first breath and end the 10 minute run on sentence we say, “Hello girly so how is your day going?”
Rinse - Lather - Repeat
Often I find myself wondering how in the world so many stupid ppl find their way to me every day. I remember an old saying that when you encounter more than 2 idiots or asshats in a day the asshat may very well not be them.
Pffft!!! Focker that it’s them I’m perfect. Everything I touch turns to gold. I’m the all knowing all dancing everything of the world. A beautiful perfect flower who’s shit smells like roses. I am not an asshat. In fact I belive I may just be in fact becoming The World’s Greatest AssHat!
Yep it’s still the stupid morons that set me off but slowly and surely every stupid encounter I meet on a daily basis is what is pushing me to become a bigger and bigger asshat. Okay fine I admit it. Now please go focker off and try not to annoy the crazy woman you asshat!
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OMG!!! ROFLMBO!!! You crack me up girly!!! But you better share the “crazy woman” title wiff me! You can not claim it all by yourself…or I will have to hunt you down!!! HeHe!!!
xoo
Most definitely! I the all singing, all dancing shit of the blogging world announce that Katy, Lil Miss, and Myself are the true crazy women of the internets. We win!!
Man I’m in such a goofy mood today can any one else tell? Mwahahaha
Weiner, Big Weiner, Weiner! *LMAO*
Do you know how many times I’ve called to go ARRRRG and Ash has answered the phone and it totally threw me off? You know what he would do if I just started going off on him?!? LOL It’s a good thing I pay attention to who’s answering before I just start in.
Whew, you totally told our secret here though. Now I guess everyone knows how good of friends we really are.
Lil Miss, welcome to the crazy women club. Currently, we’re no longer accepting new members. We have enough crazy to deal with.
LMFAO.. I’ve so done that with Jo answering the phone. Sometimes that first “Hi” is hard to tell whom it belongs to. I have totally started in on a long winded I need help question or bitch fest only to hear, “Umm this isn’t Katy hang on a sec” with a cute little giggle along with it. Me embarassed much oh hell yeah.. LoL Thank god the two of them love us enough to deal with the two of us huh..
How many times do you think they hear the phone ring and are like it’s Mindy or Katy I just know it. No sense in me answering the phone cause it’s for the wife… Bless their hearts! Jo & Ash we love you guys thanks for putting up with our craziness..
Oh I’m a CRAZY…M’s a CRAZY…K’s a CRAZY…We’re a CRAZY!!! Wouldn’t you like to be a CRAZY too??!!
OK FINE!!! I won’t sing in this room any more…*geesh* :)