Do you remember years ago meeting up with about 10+ plus of your 13-17 year old friends at the movies for the night and just generally bugging the fuck out of everyone? I sure the fock do! Let me tell ya if any of those normal non tween adult movie goers from my past that I annoyed the hell of in my teens are reading this, I’m so sorry for my behavior. Honestly I am!!
So the weather in Kentucky was supposed to be shit on a stick this weekend. I decided if we were not going to be able to enjoy everything at six flags then why suffer through the drive with the midget and his incredibly annoying friend whom we shall call Z. Plans changed I decided to take both boys out to eat last night then to the opening of Saw III at the theater in Greenville. I popped by around 4:30 and got the tickets for our 7:15 show to avoid the crowds.
We slip into the movie both kids want to sit at the very top so no problem there we make the hike up the seats to the very top row almost under the projector window. About 5 minutes before the movie starts the place fills to the brim with tweens… OMG the focking horror!!!
Before entering the theater I made sure my cell along with both the kid’s cell phones were turned off. Not to silent but turned completely OFF. How rude is it to be in the middle of enjoying a flick only for a cell phone to either ring constantly or have some little know it all fuck this fuck that mouthy 15yr girl text messaging every 3 minutes through out the entire movie. Let me tell you it’s extremely focking rude and major annoying also. The immediate 4-5 rows of seats in front of us were all filled with tweens from one click. One cell phone would light up bright blue to deliver a text message then go off. Almost seconds later the cell phone 2 seats over would light up in that bug your focking eyes out bright blue to accept the text message from the tween ass hat 2 seats back over. ALL NIGHT FOCKING LONG!! Just when I thought omg my eyes might get a rest nope, one row down a few more seats over it would start again. This wouldn’t have been so bad had the tweens not gotten up 3-5 at a time to place voice cell calls sitting in each other’s laps or herding off to the bathroom. Then they would come back and talk about how tween number #2567 was going to beat tween #2684’s ass for trying to fuck her boyfriend while she was in the restroom. Etc blah blah etc blah blah all focking night long!
I thought about kicking the kid’s seats to yell at them. I thought about going to the manager to complain. I thought about snatching the focking cell phones directly from their hands and throwing them across the theater. But nope I sat there trading glances with the only other two people in the theater over the age of 25 hoping they were thinking the same thing. The actual movie was great the boys loved it. Midget’s friend Z said about half way through the movie he was going to throw up and was actually starting to cry. I sent the midget off with him to the restroom for some air. Focker you, those who say I should have gone with. They are 11 & 12 yrs old they’ll be alright. The rest of the night we spent picking on poor Z since he always acts the part of better than everyone and scared of nothing. We went to an all night dinner and had breakfast for supper. They had a blast.
Me I had a headache from hell from the tween cell phone nymphos from hell! I did take a great deal of satisfaction talking loudly to my midget in front of one of the above referenced tweens about hurry up and get down the stairs I’m going to knock the crap out of tween #3546 for playing with her cell phone all night. The tween to over hear this turned around looked at me and took off with a look of pure fear in her eyes running off to join the rest of her herd. I still feel a bit guilty that I put my foot out and knocked her down the last step.. MWAHAHAHA Who the hell am I kidding I focking loved it!
More later we’re on the way out the door to Monroe, La to hit the Edge of Madness haunted house. We’ve got an 1.5 hour ride there and I’m crossing fingers we don’t have to stand in line for 3+ hours to get in..
Laterz
Yeah, that’s totally your attitude there. Sorry they bugged and gave you a headache. Seems as though parents these days often forget to teach manners that go out the window when those cell phones are handed over. Doesn’t your theater have those no cell phone signs? Not that they’d pay attention anyway…
Yeppers they have the signs plastered all over plus they usually remind you verbally when purchasing tickets if they see you in possession of a cell. I should have known better than to hit a movie on opening night though. The boys just really wanted to see it.
I just so didn’t want to become one of those OLD ppl that complains to the manager or staff about obnoxious kids ya know. But guess slowly that’s what I’m becoming. Next time I plan to say something either to the tweens or to the staff. Fock when did I go from a fun loving 20’s something to that cranky old Mr. Wilson from Denis The Menace… LoL
I know girl. I’ve become the same way. And it’s not everyone but those people that do certain little things that run right up the annoying line. UGH… go away! I would have complained. Remind me sometime to tell you about my Tower Records story. *lmao* You’ll love this one!