Girl cock.. Yep it’s a touchy subject so why on earth must you remind me how small it is on a daily basis via email? What on earth have I ever done to make the world of email sales think I have a small penis?
Have they ever thought for a moment that maybe getting hit with 25+ ads a day to enlarge my penis might give me a bad self image? Well hell no and ya know what I’m happy with the size of my penis and unless they plan on buying me an entire new wardrobe to house the new bigger badder larger penis their pills will produce they need to fogger off.. For now I’m quite happy and content with my small girl penis, after all the ol I would say about 1/4 inch of girl cock I have does me just fine. Now be gone email penis enlarging pill pushers, BE Gone!!
Email spam is the pits! I truly hate the crap and could live the rest of my life happy and content if I never received another too good to pass up email spam ad..
If these companies really want to make some money and recover the cost of the time and non-talent put into each email ad by non-english speaking, can’t spell to save their ass, poor penis pill pushing Ha-bEb why not do a little R&D on the email addresses they send this shit out to.. I mean hello at least pay for a better list of email address leads like umm maybe say former customers of like product.
Why the hell waste your time sending this crap to females that do not own or possess a focking penis? This I will never know..
– No Love A Small Girl Cock Owner
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Ah, I can’t believe you went there. You kill me!
OMG!!! You crack me up!!! That was the funniest thing! Did they get the hint? roflmbo
LMAO!! Lil Miss I couldn’t resist blogging about this.. I knew my readers already thought I was crazy so a little more proof couldn’t hurt right? Mwahahahaha Glad it made ya laugh! Sad to say nope they didn’t take the hint still getting tons of penis pill pushing emails daily..
Huge Hugglez To Ya