The worst back pain ever!!
My back went out last month..
I was in so much pain I finally said Focker this I’m going to see a chiropractor. Ashley kept telling me it was a pulled or sore muscle from sleeping funny. Well I can totally see that happening given the way I toss around and sleep like a stoned cat stretched and contorted into some freaky positions. But I thought of course he was wrong and all I really needed was my back popped. For years James would pop my back for me every evening. If he wasn’t here or I wasn’t with him then I would call Terry or Jason to pop it. I can remember one summer having to call Terry at work and tell him I was on my way down for him to pop my back real quick. The advantage there was Terry worked right down the road from me as a security guard on graveyard shift at the time. So drive down took maybe 3 minutes, get my back popped and off back home I went to a peaceful slumber. That was of course until the next night when I would spit, lather, rinse, repeat. If I didn’t then OMG the pain and sleep was completely out of the question. It eventually became a pain in the ass and I stopped bothering with it. Over the last few years my back would hurt but I could manage to pop it some what on my own bending backwards. So it’s been several years no really good deep back popping and I can’t even walk. For a week I just laid up hoping the pain would go away with advil and sleep. Finally Ash told me to go see the doctor or he’s carry me there.. LoL I called my general practitioner and he was booked solid. So thinking I know what I need. What I need is my focking back popped I called the local Chiropractor. PAIN PAIN PAIN is all I can say!! I mean WTFBBQ? You have ppl in a chiropractor’s office for usually one reason they have back pain. So why on earth make them lay on a table that is only 24 inches off the ground. Getting on it and off it was enough to do me in for the whole day. After an hour of her pushing here and pushing there she sent me off for therapy on this roller bed. OMG more pain!! She didn’t want to do an alignment because I was in so much pain she thought I should have X-rays done first to check for any bone damage. There I went off to sit forever at the clinic for an available doctor. A couple shots later along with X-rays the DR says it’s probably a pulled muscle. Writes out a script for some funky non-working muscle spasm crap and a pain patch. I filled the script for the muscle spasm stuff but said no way to the pain patch. OMG it was $220.00 for that stinking patch and umm hello I’m a big ol girl why waste the money when the shit has to go through layers of chub to get to me.. LoL Another week on the muscle spasm crap-o-la and I could walk again. Yay!! Thank god that’s over. I still think I need to get my back popped and I would feel like I was in heaven again.. Did I mention I should look into health insurance cause being a cash only patient totally wore my wallet thin over this ordeal.
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